I am unable to function before it.

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It's for her own safety. Last time I tried to feed her before coffee I opened up a can of refried beans.

Houston, we've reached a whole new level.

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Just when you didn't think it could get any worse...

That darn cat!

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Damn Siri! She must speak "cat".

Again with gusto!

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Happy Caturday! I was going to say more, but I lost my train of thought...

This cat gets away with everything.

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He's right, I can't hit him with it, but at least the plants get watered.

This one's called the lizard dangle.

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What will they think of next? ;-)

Boy kidneys cost a lot these days!

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Sure, save a life from a burning building, everyone goes nuts. But save a life on the operating table and nobody bats an eye!