Don't forget to brush your teeth!

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I hope they floss after.

Every day, nearly 1,200 children worldwide become infected with HIV, and everyone's up at arms over the death of a lion, but that's none of my business. Or is it? OLD MOTHER TUCKER

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I think both are everyone's business, at least they should be. How about you?

Poor Mickey!

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Where are all the activists now?

Hard truth.

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And we're not lion.

Look Boss, deplane!

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World of Warcraft, Halo and Call of Duty are much cheaper.

Not gonna fall for it.

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You tell him, kitteh!

One pill makes you larger...

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Remember, do not operate heavy machinery while driving your unicorn.